Bad temper

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Seven-year-old little Steve asked his mother the age-old question: “How did I get here?” His mother told him, “God sent you.” “And my Cousin Mike?” “He sent him also,” said the mother. “Did God send you, too?” asked little Steve. “Yes, dear,” the mother replied. “Did God send dad, too?” asked little Steve. “Yes, dear,” the mother replied. “What about Grandma and Grandpa?” Steve persisted. “He also sent them” the mother said. “Did He sent their parents, too?” little Steve asked. “Yes, dear, He did,” said the mother patiently.“So you’re telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone here is having a bad temper.

Call 911

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An Emergency Call Center worker in Manila, Philippines, has been sad to hear about her co-worker’s unhappy dismissal. It seems that the caller dialled 911 from a mobile phone stating, “I am depressed and lying here on a railway line. I am waiting for the train to come so that I can finally meet God. Unfortunately, “Remain calm and stay on the line,” was not considered to be an appropriate response…